Hello and welcome to another Adventure in Screenshots.
This past Thursday, just as they have for several years prior, Konami burst out of the E3 starting gate before the buzzer to showcase their major releases for the fiscal year. Last year’s show was a big ol’ snoozer, for the most part, but this year’s show had at least one major bomb to drop. Did you miss the event in the middle of your workday? Do you not want to bother wading through a half hour’s worth of red-on-white corporate nonsense? Would you rather have someone snarkily break down the major slides and bullet points through dismissive one-liners?
You’ve come to the right place. Let’s get started.