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JKP! Ep.161: Lazy Dragons – Jump Kick Punch!

“Pepperidge Farm remembers.”

Brandon, Harrison, Josh and Eric reevaluate the hearts and souls of the Game Grumps, share the reality behind the now-infamous Volpin Props Marriott carpet cosplay cease-and-desist, and further explore the world of Final Fantasy XIV. Then, after the break, the gang inexplicably talks about work for 20 minutes before diving into Grand Theft Auto V and last week’s big reveals for Valve’s SteamOS, Steam Machines, and Steam Controller. Finally, a great big pile of listener emails about cars, bronies, comics, time travel assassinations, Sonic, Diablo, NFC figures, snakes and more bring the show home.

Hit the jump for this week’s related videos!


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22 comments on “JKP! Ep.161: Lazy Dragons

  1. Patrick Oct 2, 2013

    I finally have a place to put this Capcom game list of all the games people have asked for. THANKS ERIC!

    Granted this doesn’t include Disney games on account of licensing. I tried to put it in an order but said F that halfway so sorry?

    Ghosts’ N Goblins / Ghouls’ N Ghosts
    Legendary Wings
    Little Nemo: The Dream Master
    Yo! Noid
    Breath of Fire
    Captain Commando
    Knights of the Round
    Magic Sword
    Auto Modellista
    Gotcha Force
    Viewtiful Joe
    Mega Man Legends 3
    Forgotten Worlds
    Night Warriors / Darkstalkers
    Super Puzzle Fighters
    Cannon Spike
    Dino Crisis
    Plasma Sword / Star Gladiator
    Power Stone
    Project Justice / Rival Schools
    The Misadventures of Tron Bonne
    Steel Battalion (a real sequel, not a crappy Kinect game)
    Asura’s Wrath
    Alien Vs Predator (the arcade game)
    Tech Romancer


  2. I’m willing to bet there are more shoops of Miley Cyrus having sex with tongueface than doujinshi of Sonic in full ahegao mode.

    Well that was the worst sentence ever.

    In relation to the Miley Cyrus bleghblegh though, here’s this thing.


    • Who’s embarrassed that they know what ahegao means? This guy!


      • We discovered it on 4chan. All is forgiven (maybe).


  3. Fuck you guys, snakes are rad.


  4. Just fyi, establishing that I’m not a different and more famous Matt(hew) is gonna be how you know it’s me from here on out, if/when I write in.


    • Matt, which Matt would that be?

      (If that doesn’t make sense, or isn’t spelled well, i’m drunk because the tornado didn’t hit my house)


      • Brandon Oct 7, 2013

        That’s one of the best excuses I’ve ever heard for being drunk and we should all start using it.


        • mlohafer Oct 11, 2013

          Trust me, it wasn’t fun to watch a storm that had dropped mile-wide tornadoes get within 2 miles of your house. The drinking after it had moved past was mandatory.


  5. Brenden Oct 3, 2013

    This Queeblo shit grows on you like a fungus.


    • are you unfamiliar with the professor brothers? one day, if i ever become a teacher, i aspire to those kind of antics.


      • Brandon Oct 6, 2013

        Find a way to watch this newest season of China, IL, Cody.

        If you’re not already, that is.


  6. You guys don’t know the half of me, Hal, and Dana’s tank woes. It’s baaad, man. Bad.


  7. Okay, first off, Matt Damon, I loved you in True Grit.
    Second off, why are you trying to start some fucking beef with me?
    Thirdly, good luck being Batman, I’m rooting for you

    Also, I’m pretty sure a “lazy dragon” is the best name for a half erection. My two cents on the matter


    • My thoughts exactly on the lazy dragon, don’t know why thou


  8. So my friend was using the band saw about 2-3 weeks back and his glove got caught in the blade and it pulled his hand in, thus he lost all but his thumb and pointing finger. now that was a shock to me, but what really shocked me was, that he said, that he is bummed, as he bought the FF mmo that day and it uses WASD movement…

    I cant wait for the steam box thing to be revealed in more detail, as I am really interested in steamOS, as I prefer OSX, but the things I need, work on a mac, except a few games, so if all games work in steamOS, I’m sold.

    Harrison mentioned something about a 1000$ machine being too expensive or something like that for a hobby, but I am computer shopping and made 2 configurations. EU and US retailers. My conclustion is that, you really don’t need more than 700$ dolars to make a monster pc and with the best bang for buck(all from newegg,also you get 3 games included), where here, I had to put down 700€, not including case, psu, cpu cooler and hdd and it was a weaker pc. so what I an trying to say, Harrison, is that 1000$ for a good pc is way too much.
    Also I could have gone down to 500$ and it would be in the console range, but I tried to make a point.=)

    oh and here is a fox butt plug on sale on amazon :D


    • Brandon Oct 6, 2013


      I’m sure he would be very relieved to know that you mentioned his accident before you mentioned the butt plug.


  9. Also, in the vein of Let’s Plays, my favorite semi-guilty pleasure is Two Best Friends Play video games. They’re doing their second Shitstorm of Scariness for October, so it’s all survival horror/scary games, and I just love it forever and ever and ever.


    • Patrick Oct 7, 2013

      I’ve been watching that, it’s pretty good. Also I’ve been watching Peanut Butter Gamers “hardcore” series specifically the hardcore minecraft and hardcore diablo II. The reason it is hardcore is if you die in the game there is no respawn so it’s like watching survivor.

      Again if you like game grumps check out continue?


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