Brandon, Josh, and Tom are back in the habit of regular podcast recordings and ready to lay the smack down on some GDC news. Grab yourself a beverage and cop a squat for this laid-back episode about GDC, Iwata’s adorable engrish, Miyamoto’s secret mecha pipe dreams, PUSA doing Poké, Sonic’s second coming, and a little Halo thrown in for good measure… and let’s not forget some listener emails and voicemails! Oh, and mark the date and time– Tom’s volume actually had to be lowered for a change!

Show highlights:

0:02:24 – Brandon has good news! No, seriously!

0:03:05 – Josh totally says “my readers.” Just puttin’ that one down. For the record, you know.

0:05:01 – Heyyy, it’s GDC! What’s goin’ on with all them game dev’s, guys?

0:09:05 – Iwata is pretty adorable up on stage, and even more adorable in trying to convey authority over the games industry.

0:12:00 – Tom gets distracted mid-thought by Josh playing Marvel vs. Capcom 3. Off it goes!

0:17:42 – Miyamoto has a secret jones for super-complicated flight sims, and apparently Steel Battalion stole his thunder big time! What?

0:24:44 – A revelation about 343 Guilty Spark and Microsoft leads to a lengthy Halo discussion.

0:38:31 – What were we talking about a thousand hours ago? Oh, right, Iwata, Nintendo, and GDC!

0:52:37 – Intermission! Brought to you, once again, by chiptunes virtuoso Fantomenk!

0:54:44 – Pokémon Black & White has an all-new theme song, courtesy of Brandon’s favorite band– the Presidents of the United States of America! And it’s not even his birthday!

0:59:02 – To balance out the earlier Halo discussion, Brandon deems it necessary to talk about the latest developments in the seemingly unstoppable Archie-published Sonic the Hedgehog comic. Hang on, this time it’s of general interest. (No it’s not.)

1:14:12 – Listener emails! Nik writes in to ask us which fictional character we’d most like to be, which somehow leads to us talking about Charlie Sheen at length for the second week in a row.

1:31:39 – Andrew– whoops, I mean “a mysterious caller” left Tom a voicemail about his “man-count balance!” Uh oh. We better get on that, those late fees are a killer.

1:34:40 – Billy asks us to ruin Tetris. With pleasure, Billy.

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3 comments on “JKP! Ep.60: Alabama Hot Pocket

  1. Tyler Mar 6, 2011

    Tom, might i pose “Tom’s Tiny Critiques” as a title for your inevitable segment? Or possibly “Tom’s Tiny Testimonials”.

    Also, Let’s All Drive to Nintendo!

    P.S. is Iwata mocking Sonic, or vice-versa?

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  2. Josh. Go to 00:03:05 in this podcast and listen to yourself say “my readers”… Brandon’s comment was justified. Just sayin’.

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  3. Andrew Mar 6, 2011

    Your Gay balance is OVER 9000!!!!!!!
    Yeah we were wanting some raunchy sexual terms so we googled it the only one that we found worthy to add to our collection of ones we made up was Alabama Hot Pocket. And now I got a title of a podcast!! woooooooooooooo Please someone make zack listen to that because I know he won’t on his own.

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