After two weeks’ worth of failed attempts and delayed recordings, our heroes Brandon, Tom, and Josh rally together to talk about some damn video games, damn it! Will Brandon ever play anything other than Arcade mode in MvC3? Has Tom become a master of shooting hovering bad guys in the butt? Can Josh stop playing fucking Tetris on his new spacephone long enough to give a damn? The answers to these important questions and more await you in this exciting, extra-late episode!

Show highlights:

0:06:12 – Marvel vs Capcom 3 is finally! Out! No one enjoys playing it, apparently! Wait, what?

0:29:22 – Heidi walks around the group to avoid derailing the recording, inadvertently resulting in a total derailing of the recording.

0:35:00 – Josh has been playing Assassin’s Creed 2 for the first time, and he is quite taken by it. You guys heard of it? You should try it.

1:03:37 – Intermission! …featuring “Audio Avenue” by chiptunes virtuoso¬†FantomenK!

1:04:54 – Internet sweetheart and “Your Own Show” finalist Zach Anner is Tom and Brandon’s personal hero! (UPDATE: On the very night of this recording, he went on to win the final competition! Sure it was a tie, but winning is winning! Congratulations, Zach!)

1:12:50 – Josh has been keeping up with Conan, who is basically kicking ass to no great surprise.

1:21:42 – Charlie Sheen had the world’s greatest celebrity meltdown this week, blasting into the next stage of celebrity evolution and becoming a being of pure, self-absorbed energy. Fucking amazing.

1:33:04 – Tom and Brandon both have Bulletstorm! It is not as filthy as advertised! Shame on you, advertisers! Good for you, Bulletstorm!

1:52:44 – Listener Emails! Nik, having celebrated his birthday earlier this month, writes in with a (now belated) birthday wish and asks about which birthdays we remember the most. Hooray, birthdays!

2:06:35 – Billy asks us what we mean when we refer to a game as “charming.” (This special answer brought to you by the Dave Matthews Band!)

2:21:36 – Crowley Cwestion Corner! This week, Tyler inquires as to the origin of our name, “Jump Kick Punch.”

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10 comments on “JKP! Ep.59: Who’s the Other Butt?

  1. Andrew Feb 27, 2011

    You saved 10 babies!!!! Great job you guys!

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  2. Andrew Feb 27, 2011

    Alright on the Z-Time Comments page I posted that Tom had deleted a message I know was left on your Listener Voicemails Tom Deleted and admitted it was hidden from the show and claimed for its possibility of being shown in the next week, well I waited three weeks after the recording of the voicemail two weeks before that… You have let me down JKP but not correcting this problem specifically Tom for hiding a voicemail from the show. Nice cover up Tom with the “pocket dials” comment…

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  3. Tyler Feb 27, 2011

    your wish is my command

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    • Infinity gold stars.

      Times Infinity.

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      • Tyler Feb 27, 2011

        p.s.

        Tell Zach to star in more videos. Won’t be long before I run out of funny faces from the DragonCon video to take screencaps of and photoshop

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    • Andrew Feb 28, 2011

      I think I may have a new lock screen for my iphone XD

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  4. I always assumed the name came from Parappa the Rapper.

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  5. I totally thought the name came from street fighter=)
    but yeah, the name is really catchy=)

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  6. Tyler Mar 9, 2011

    the world’s first High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock simulator:

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