Finally, and because you all begged to see it, here is the infamous “Godzilla’s Ass” commission, drawn lovingly by the capable, talented, and disturbing hand of JKP’s very own Zack:
…If you think I’m showing any more than that before a jump-cut, you are insane.
Which, by the way, I will just go ahead and tell you that you do not want to click on the jump cut.
For those who have not been listening to the podcast, the set-up is basically this: Zack was at a convention selling art. Zack takes commissions. Zack advertises this with a sign stating, “Will I Draw Anything?” Some punk kids hired him to draw a commission just to see if he would, in fact, draw anything. He did. They paid for it. He inked it. They never picked it up.
Zack has been stuck with this abominable drawing for over three years. And now, dear readers… we pass the legend on to you.
Once more… DO NOT CLICK ON THE JUMP CUT BELOW if you are: under eighteen, at work, at school, at home and in the company of a sensitive loved one, eating, plan on eating in the near future, plan on eating in the far future, over eighteen, or enjoy sleeping without the constant intrusion of inescapable night terrors.
You have been warned.
(CLICK FOR A LARGER IMAGE, IF YOU ARE INTO THAT SORT OF THING I GUESS)
Things to be found in this image:
- The puckered, cavernous, filthy anus of Godzilla, appropriately sized-to-scale
- Alvin & the Chipmunks eating shit as Alvin specifically readies Simon for a power drill lobotomy
- Kermit the Frog shooting up “black tar” heroin
- A demented, enormously-endowed male Care Bear and Axl Rose (of Guns N’ Roses fame) sharing a tender moment, as well as a wart-covered, double-ended dildo on a stick
- Bodybuilding Abraham Lincoln
- Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes from the Mos Eisley Cantina playing music
- Two battle-ready Wargs 69’ing each other
- A gay cowboy eating pudding
Let this hideous display serve as a testament to the dedication and artistic integrity of our dear, sweet, innocent Zack.
…Incidentally, he is always open for potential commissions. You filthy savages.