The date? Z-Day, of course. The place? Oh, buddy. We’re in the Kylezone now.

Our dear Kyle is hosting this week’s episode as Zack returns to enthrall Tom, Liz, Josh (and yes, Brandon) with his insights and wisdom. Topics include the new Mario Bros. movie announcement, confused excitement for Kingdom Hearts III, some paradigm-shifting Rise of the Ninja Turtles promo art, the perils of Fortnite and PUBG, and much, much, much more.

(Listener emails? You bet your ass there are listener emails.)

“Howwwww horny is your work?”

It’s our birthday! Fancy that! Help Brandon, Liz, Tom and Kyle celebrate JKP’s eighth year of published podcasting by stepping with them, awkwardly, into its ninth. This week’s show tackles recent gaming events MAGFest and Awesome Games Done Quick, then reels at the recent news of a 2020-bound Animaniacs revival and discusses the finer points (it’s a horn joke) of Netflix’s Devilman Crybaby. There’s a whole mess of other stuff in the mix. You know how this goes. There’s been eight years of this.
(…Damn, I should have said it was a horny joke. Too late now!)

“That’s the boobs’t part!”

Welcome to 2018, JKPeers! We had one hell of a holiday break, but these podcasts ain’t gonna record themselves. Unfortunately. Listen as Brandon, Liz, Tom and Kyle tear away from their goggleboxes to reveal newfound virtual reality treasures and recommend all of the games they played while they holiday’d. Then, after the break, we shift to TV and movies with thoughts on Coco and Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, the proper viewing order for The Room and The Disaster Artist, and more in-depth opinions of Amazon’s The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. OH! OH! And there’s a Sonic Mania discussion! Yeah! YEAH! See, this new year’s already way better.

“Knights of Ren take bubbly sponge bath??”

Happy Holidays, JKPeers! It’s been weeks and days since Star Wars, Episode 8 premiered, but the takes are still hot. Join C-3Brando, Liz Fisto, Josshk, Obi-Tom Kenobi, and Kyle Ren for an hour and a half of fresh-from-the-oven The Last Jedi discussions, recorded the Monday after release. The twists! The turns! The porgs! Dive on in, and fear not– we brought enough green titty milk for everyone.

Background tracks for this special episode are from The Trotter Trio’s Star Wars: Unplugged album.

“Keep in mind, that’s taxable income.”

This horrible year is almost over, JKPeers. A new horrible year awaits us. Come, escape into a warm bunker of games and movies and trophy shows with Brandon, Liz, Josh, Tom and Kyle as they talk about Doki Doki Literature Club, Amazon’s The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, new and exciting podcast currencies, the second trailer for Ready Player One, Disney’s purchase of (almost) all things Fox, and Geoff Keighley’s latest version of the completely unnecessary Game Awards.

“Feig’ if I know!”

Pour yourself a glass of Santa’s good good milk and pull up a chair! Brandon, Liz, Josh, Tom and Kyle are here to kick off December with a hearty and unfocused back-and-forth about DC’s current successes and failures, both animated and cinematic. Plus: more Great British Bake Off, Marvel and Hulu’s Runaways, a long overdue Doug rant, the announcement zeitgeist around Mega Man 11, and the confusing HUD of Xenoblade Chronicles 2.

And hey– don’t miss a very special email segment. Hwoof.

“You still believe in the moon?”

It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! Brandon, Josh, Liz, Kyle, Tom, Harrison AND Emily are all at the table this week to hold hands in the spirit of Turkey Day togetherness. If that doesn’t work, they’ll just have to talk about the potential of Rian Johnson’s all-new Star Wars trilogy, the untimely death of Marvel Heroes, more of Wolfenstein I and II, and the very specific disappointments of Sonic Forces. If that doesn’t sound like a lot, don’t you worry– this one goes alllll over the place.

“We have a corn.”

BLT is BACK, baby. Join Brandon and Liz for brief sort-of-countdown to Sonic Mania’s release, then get comfy as Tom joins the table to discuss the debut of Disney XD’s new DuckTales, Nick Robinson’s dick pics, and begrudging yet inevitable addictions to The Adventure Zone.

“Are there listener emails too?” You bet your bottom dollar, buster. Great question, by the way. Thanks for asking.

“This is, by far, our loosest episode in recent memory.”

Crack open a Croix Boy and join Brandon, Zack, Liz, Josh and Tom as they bid farewell to June Foray, wish Andrea Romano a happy retirement, and ponder broken people who shake fists at editors with milkshakes. Then, after the break, the gang discusses Dunkirk, unloads on the first trailer for Ready Player One and braces for a live action TV adaptation of One Piece. There’s a bunch of other stuff, too. You know how this goes.

OH, and we answer a BUNCH of listener emails. Zack was so happy, you guys!

 

“I’m excited about that one!”

THE SHOW IS BACK (and so is Zack!) to catch up on everything we’ve missed these past few weeks. Brandon! Liz! Tom! ZACK!! Anime Expo! EVO! Wonder Woman (GENTLE SPOILERS)! Spider-Man: Homecoming (BIG TIME SPOILERS)! D23 news (including Kingdom Hearts, Disney parks, and more)! PLUS: shitty robots, lady doctors, and frog-related puppet firings. It’s an extra-beefy experience, listeners, so please– pace yourselves.