“I take it as slow as possible.”

Wow, JKPeers. Hope you’re settled in and ready for VIDEO GAMES, because Brandon, Liz, Kyle, Josh, Tom and Jenny are here to run through the highs, lows, and confusing mids of E3 2018. Surprise encounters! Breathtaking musical performances! Celebrity oopsie-doodles! This year had it all, and we ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie. We jaw on for three hours and then some, but hey… that’s why you’re here, right? I mean, surely. Either way: enjoy!

“Hey. C’mon.”

They’re no Canadian Walmart, but Brandon, Liz, Kyle, Josh, and Tom are still doing their best this week to discuss the major leaks of E3 2018 and fit in some last-minute, hot-hot-HOT prE3dictions before the big ol’ mess officially kicks off. Then, after the break, we tackle Lupin, Shantae, and a whooooole bunch of Solo.

(Special thanks to Liz for editing this week’s episode!)

“You’re not the milk police!”

You’d better be ready for some self-satisfied, low brow nonsense this week, JKPeers, because Brandon, Liz, Tom, Kyle, Sarah and Josh are here to stumble over words as they discuss Isle of Dogs, Insomniac’s upcoming Spider-Man game, Beyonce’s everything, male pattern baldness, and TONNAGE! Plus: listener emails!

“Hell no. Un-kiss.”

Boy, this week’s show is a roller coaster of emotions. Pull down that questionably secure safety bar and get your hands in the air alongside Brandon, Liz, Tom, Kyle, and Sarah as they discuss The Simpsons’ incredibly lame response to comedian Hari Kondabolu’s The Problem with Apu, dive into the hot new anime of Spring 2018 (including robots and horse girls), dish on Pacific Rim 2, and get into the nitty-gritty of this upsetting John K situation. Plus: listener emails!

(This week’s show was voluntarily guest-edited by Liz! That’s right, I said voluntarily! How crazy is that?? Thanks, Liz!)

 

 

“Oh, so he was BOTH fuckable fish men.”

We brought ALL THE CHAIRS up for this show. Join Brandon, Liz, Tom, Kyle, and special guests Harrison, Emily, and Eric Jarman (hi Eric!) for three-ish hours of streaming television talk, from FLCL sequel hype to Dragon Ball Super finale thoughts, from The Good Place’s highs to Altered Carbon’s lows, from Star Trek Discovery’s double-dicked Klingons to… well, that one should probably stand on its own. I mean, there’s already two of them.

“What the hell’s a Vegeta?”

Black Panther was pretty gosh dang good, you guys! Whether you agree or don’t, join Liz, Kyle, Brittany, Sarah, Tom and Brandon as they discuss the finer points of Black Panther— as much as they’re qualified to, at least. Then, after the break, the gang offers a Janelle Monae crash course, nods pointedly in favor of the movie Annihilation, and tosses out a few sick burns on asshole authors. Plus: listener emails!

The date? Z-Day, of course. The place? Oh, buddy. We’re in the Kylezone now.

Our dear Kyle is hosting this week’s episode as Zack returns to enthrall Tom, Liz, Josh (and yes, Brandon) with his insights and wisdom. Topics include the new Mario Bros. movie announcement, confused excitement for Kingdom Hearts III, some paradigm-shifting Rise of the Ninja Turtles promo art, the perils of Fortnite and PUBG, and much, much, much more.

(Listener emails? You bet your ass there are listener emails.)

“Howwwww horny is your work?”

It’s our birthday! Fancy that! Help Brandon, Liz, Tom and Kyle celebrate JKP’s eighth year of published podcasting by stepping with them, awkwardly, into its ninth. This week’s show tackles recent gaming events MAGFest and Awesome Games Done Quick, then reels at the recent news of a 2020-bound Animaniacs revival and discusses the finer points (it’s a horn joke) of Netflix’s Devilman Crybaby. There’s a whole mess of other stuff in the mix. You know how this goes. There’s been eight years of this.
(…Damn, I should have said it was a horny joke. Too late now!)

“That’s the boobs’t part!”

Welcome to 2018, JKPeers! We had one hell of a holiday break, but these podcasts ain’t gonna record themselves. Unfortunately. Listen as Brandon, Liz, Tom and Kyle tear away from their goggleboxes to reveal newfound virtual reality treasures and recommend all of the games they played while they holiday’d. Then, after the break, we shift to TV and movies with thoughts on Coco and Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, the proper viewing order for The Room and The Disaster Artist, and more in-depth opinions of Amazon’s The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. OH! OH! And there’s a Sonic Mania discussion! Yeah! YEAH! See, this new year’s already way better.

“Knights of Ren take bubbly sponge bath??”

Happy Holidays, JKPeers! It’s been weeks and days since Star Wars, Episode 8 premiered, but the takes are still hot. Join C-3Brando, Liz Fisto, Josshk, Obi-Tom Kenobi, and Kyle Ren for an hour and a half of fresh-from-the-oven The Last Jedi discussions, recorded the Monday after release. The twists! The turns! The porgs! Dive on in, and fear not– we brought enough green titty milk for everyone.

Background tracks for this special episode are from The Trotter Trio’s Star Wars: Unplugged album.