“I can’t bring you on ANY scams.”

Zankoku na tenshi no you ni Showonem yo, shinwa ni nare… Aoi kaze ga ima mune no doa wo tataitemo, Watashi dake wo tada mitsumete Hohoenderu Anata Sotto Fureru mono Motomeru koto ni muchuu de, Unmei sae mada shiranai itaike na hitomi Dakedo itsuka kizuku deshou Sono senaka ni wa Haruka mirai mezasu tame no Hane ga aru koto… Zankoku na tenshi no teeze Madobe kara yagate tobitatsu Hotobashiru atsui patosu de Omoide wo uragiru nara Kono sora wo daite kagayaku Shounen yo, shinwa ni nare Zutto nemutteru watashi no ai no yurikago Anata dake ga yume no shisha ni Yobareru asa ga kuru Hosoi kubisuji wo tsukiakari ga utsushiteru Sekai juu no toki wo tomete Tojikometai kedo… Moshi mo futari aeta koto ni imi ga aru nara, Watashi wa, sou, jiyuu wo shiru Tame no Baiburu.

Zankoku na tenshi no teeze Kanashimi ga soshite hajimaru Dakishimeta inochi no katachi Sono yume ni mezameta toki Dare yori mo hikari wo hanatsu Shounen yo, shinwa ni nare Hito wa ai wo tsumugi nagara rekishi wo tsukuru Megami nante narenai mama Watashi wa ikiru… Zankoku na tenshi no teeze Madobe kara yagate tobitatsu Hotobashiru atsui patosu de Omoide wo uragiru nara Kono sora wo daite kagayaku Shounen yo, shinwa ni nare.

 

“No, it was just louder.”

In this episode we talk about Stan Lee, Detective Pikachu, Pokemon, Final Fantasy XIV, Fan Fest 2018, Great British Bake Off, and THAT…is what we talk about in this episode. No questions, please. No questions.

Welcome to the Blade/Magic Mike watch-along podcast. This week, Brandon, Liz, Kyle and Josh talk DELTARUNE, The Mummy Demastered, cat shows, essential massages, and a whole lot more. Probably. I mean, odds are good. Only one way to find out, I guess! OH RIGHT and we do some listener emails! Those are great. You’re great. Great job.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THIS WEEK, it’s a whole mess of indie games, from Return of the Obra Dinn to The Messenger to Wandersong and beyond. Plus: Japan, Mandy, and a bunch of listener emails! ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT? ALRIGHT!

 

Spider-Man! Mega Man! JoJo Men! Franz Liszt, man! We have a TON of stuff going on in this episode, and you have two ears and a heart. Get in here, you rascal. (Also, Brandon is wrong about the email situation. We’ll pick ’em back up next week.)

DAVE IS HERE! My gosh! It’s really very special. Y’know who else is here? Brandon! And Liz! And Tom! And Kyle! And Josh! And they talk about a whole MESS of stuff, including Captain Marvel, Iron Fist, the Sad Horse Show, Nirvana the Band the Show, Space Jam 2, and more! AND MORE! Can you BELIEVE IT??

DAVE IS HERE!!

LATEST EPISODE OF JKP, SOUND OFF: Brandon! Liz! Tom! Kyle! Josh! Spider-Man! Great Britain! Noel Fielding! The 1970’s! Sparks! Donut County! Crazy Rich Asians! Listener emails! MORE! MORE!!

It’s about what you’d expect.

“Get well soon, buddy.”

Brandon, Liz, Josh, and Cody have begun the countdown to the final episode, and they’re STARTING with listener emails! Right up front! How about that! Then, after the break, they cover the disappointment of Disenchantment, the redemption of No Man’s Sky, the horrible reality of “always listening” advertising, and young girls gleefully playing with unicorn poop.

Yeah. You heard me.

 

This week, Brandon, Liz Tom and Kyle talk about: EVO finals! Smash Bros. Ultimate newcomers! Strong Bad!! The Aquabats!? WRESTLING?? Ranma 1/2!?!?! And MORE?!?!?!??!?!? (No listener emails this week, but stay tuned until the end for a very special JKP announcement!)

Oh boy, JKPeers! We’ve got a dang full gosh dang table, and we’re fit to bursting with San Diego Comic-Con bullet points! Heidi’s book launch adventures! Shazam! Aquaman! Robin saying a swear! Three Caballeros! A stunning review of Ready Player One! Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! All kinds of stuff. Plus: Liz regales us with tales of Muppets and Lochs, Kyle gives his own rapid-fire Octopath Travleller review, and we discuss a bit of James Gunn’s whole situation. (And, of course, listener emails.)

Also? Buy Heidi’s book!