“I actively did not enjoy that.”

Brandon, Liz, Kyle, Zack, and Dan join the Merry Marvel Marching Society this week with thoughts on Venom trailers, Deadpool 2, and a return to Infinity War. Then, after the break, the table goes deep into the unveiling of Thundercats Roar!, the resulting backlash, and the backlash to the backlash. Oh, and plus– one extremely ZACK-ITIZED email. No, really.

“I need you at 50% horny.”

We cover the whole damn map this week, JKPeers. Join Brandon, Liz, Kyle, Josh and Sarah engage in spoiler-heavy grief counseling over Avengers: Infinity War, thrash excitedly for Aggretsuko, sober up for Donald Glover’s This Is America video, and play some Shantae games both old and marginally less old. Oh, and learn some CRAZY BIRD SCIENCE. And do a quickie listener email!

“You’re not the milk police!”

You’d better be ready for some self-satisfied, low brow nonsense this week, JKPeers, because Brandon, Liz, Tom, Kyle, Sarah and Josh are here to stumble over words as they discuss Isle of Dogs, Insomniac’s upcoming Spider-Man game, Beyonce’s everything, male pattern baldness, and TONNAGE! Plus: listener emails!

“Hell no. Un-kiss.”

Boy, this week’s show is a roller coaster of emotions. Pull down that questionably secure safety bar and get your hands in the air alongside Brandon, Liz, Tom, Kyle, and Sarah as they discuss The Simpsons’ incredibly lame response to comedian Hari Kondabolu’s The Problem with Apu, dive into the hot new anime of Spring 2018 (including robots and horse girls), dish on Pacific Rim 2, and get into the nitty-gritty of this upsetting John K situation. Plus: listener emails!

(This week’s show was voluntarily guest-edited by Liz! That’s right, I said voluntarily! How crazy is that?? Thanks, Liz!)

 

 

“Oh, so he was BOTH fuckable fish men.”

We brought ALL THE CHAIRS up for this show. Join Brandon, Liz, Tom, Kyle, and special guests Harrison, Emily, and Eric Jarman (hi Eric!) for three-ish hours of streaming television talk, from FLCL sequel hype to Dragon Ball Super finale thoughts, from The Good Place’s highs to Altered Carbon’s lows, from Star Trek Discovery’s double-dicked Klingons to… well, that one should probably stand on its own. I mean, there’s already two of them.

“Can we call it Ship Hop?”

There’s a storm a-brewin’, JKPeers, so let’s cut to the chase: this week’s overdue show has a Nintendo Direct (focusing on Splatoon 2’s Octo Expansion and Super Smash Bros. for Switch), the latest trailer for Avengers: Infinity War, a brief overview of Sonic Mania Plus (hello, Mighty and Ray!), a brief intro to Thundercat, some chatter on A Wrinkle in Time, and reflections on incoming and outgoing Disney matters. Plus: listener emai-[THUNDERCLAP]

“What the hell’s a Vegeta?”

Black Panther was pretty gosh dang good, you guys! Whether you agree or don’t, join Liz, Kyle, Brittany, Sarah, Tom and Brandon as they discuss the finer points of Black Panther— as much as they’re qualified to, at least. Then, after the break, the gang offers a Janelle Monae crash course, nods pointedly in favor of the movie Annihilation, and tosses out a few sick burns on asshole authors. Plus: listener emails!

The date? Z-Day, of course. The place? Oh, buddy. We’re in the Kylezone now.

Our dear Kyle is hosting this week’s episode as Zack returns to enthrall Tom, Liz, Josh (and yes, Brandon) with his insights and wisdom. Topics include the new Mario Bros. movie announcement, confused excitement for Kingdom Hearts III, some paradigm-shifting Rise of the Ninja Turtles promo art, the perils of Fortnite and PUBG, and much, much, much more.

(Listener emails? You bet your ass there are listener emails.)

“This is a cahoot. We are now in cahoots.”

We had such plans for our darling Thomas, dear listener. But the best laid plans, etc etc, so Brandon, Liz and Kyle focus, instead, on attending live Bit Brigade shows, dabbling in Monster Hunter World, and exploring the indie worlds of Iconoclasts and Celeste. Then, after the break, the trio discusses shocking TV, from Devilman Crybaby (big time spoilers) to Black Mirror (ALSO big time spoilers) and beyond. Plus, PLUS– a listener email! Two, technically. But really one. It’s not a big deal. Don’t worry about it.

Poop knife

“Howwwww horny is your work?”

It’s our birthday! Fancy that! Help Brandon, Liz, Tom and Kyle celebrate JKP’s eighth year of published podcasting by stepping with them, awkwardly, into its ninth. This week’s show tackles recent gaming events MAGFest and Awesome Games Done Quick, then reels at the recent news of a 2020-bound Animaniacs revival and discusses the finer points (it’s a horn joke) of Netflix’s Devilman Crybaby. There’s a whole mess of other stuff in the mix. You know how this goes. There’s been eight years of this.
(…Damn, I should have said it was a horny joke. Too late now!)