“How do you shit a president to death?”

Hewwo, JKPeews! Wewcome to anover podcast episowd! Join Brandon, Josh, Tom and Liz as they invite Eric back to the podcast for a series of heated debates over The Expanse, The Deadpool movie (with big spoilers!), Batman: Arkham Knight (also with big spoilers!), Firewatch (with NO spoilers!) and the abrupt closure of GameTrailers. PLUS: cereal serials, burn-specific jingles and the never-ending search for blan-kets in space!

 

 

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“There! That’s working! I’ll leave it alone, now.”

Surprise! It’s February! Feel free to react openly, honestly, and in full view of the camera this week as Brandon, Liz and Josh bid a sad farewell to Alan Rickman and cover the entire, explosive Fine Bros. “React World” debacle. Then, after the break, they’ll tackle a few “lightning round” discussions about Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam, Final Fantasy characters in Louis Vuitton ads, and the trailers for Suicide Squad, 10 Cloverfield Lane, and– once again– Captain America: Civil War. (Don’t worry– we also answer a butt load of listener emails!)

“Wherever I go…”

Brandon, Josh and Liz are here to pay their respects to our dearly departed Starman, David Bowie. He would want us to soldier on and keep it weird, however, so fret not– there’s plenty more in store. Hear Josh’s favorite (and least favorite) things about Metal Gear Solid V! Discover the wonders that lurk within the latter half of Undertale! Spend $599US preordering a big, dorky VR headset! Then, lastly, bid farewell to 2015 and say hello to 2016 by sharing some highlights from the past year and expectations for the months to come.

“Moist. Because of Star Wars.”

Join Brandon, Heidi, Harrison, Josh, Tom and Liz as they discuss every agonizing detail of Star Wars: The Force Awakens! Learn why it doesn’t matter if Rey is a Mary Sue! Guess Snoke’s actual height! Discover why Phasma’s armor is really, really stupid! All of these things and more of this exact sort of things await in one of our longest, most focused discussions yet. Plus– a special holiday treat for the gang and a few Decem-boo themed listener emails.

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“NO! I won’t EAT IT unless it looks like STAR WARS!”

Happy Holidays, JKPeers! Deck the halls with Brandon, Josh, Harrison and Zack for one last Force Awakens discussion before the movie actually comes out and ruins everything forever. Maybe. Probably not. Who knows? Then, after the break, the discussion moves on to Nintendo patent speculation, our most embarrassing college stories, Fallout 4 experiences, and the highlights of this year’s Game Awards and PlayStation Experience. Plus– one or two (or three?) listener emails!

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“It’s like fanfiction.net, except none of them f-ck.”

Brandon, Josh and Tom are here to waste even more precious podcast minutes talking about Star Wars, chime in on the surprising return of Mystery Science Theater 3000, and discover a certain someone’s latest webcomic favorite, Unsounded. Then, DURING the break (!!!), we share some details about JKP’s first-ever T-SHIRT SALE, courtesy of Happy Capybara and fellow JKPeer Dave! Then, AFTER the break (…), we talk about Marvel’s latest Netflix series, Jessica Jones (spoiler-free!), get all giddy about that awesome Captain America: Civil War trailer, and mull over Pixar’s The Good Dinosaur.

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“Don’t put that in your mouth, moron.”

Welcome to November! Join Brandon, Liz, Tom, Josh and Zack as they record a happy little podcast about celebrity Halloween freak shows, the zeitgeist surrounding Twitch’s Bob Ross marathon, and falling down the stairs of Canadian politics. Then, after the break, the group discusses bizarre manga titles only Zack has heard of, dissects a certain British baking show, and tackles a giant pile of listener emails that cover everything from maid cats to hot dog/sandwich debates.

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“Hope y’liked it, Carl!”

It’s Halloween, sort of! It’s the Back to the Future future! It’s both of those things and more in our newest episode as Brandon, Josh, Tom and Jenny discuss Crimson Peak, Pan, Valve’s VR tech, Marvel’s slew of rebooted #1’s (highlighting a rather stellar debut for Doctor Strange), and the latest and greatest Star Wars stuff– minus a certain new trailer that went up shortly after this episode wrapped. Also: a couple of listener emails!

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“What, did you fuck up slightly?”

Welcome to the Dogcast! This week’s show finds Brandon, Tom, Josh, Harrison, Eric and special guest Marina discussing some fresh-eyed impressions of Fire Emblem: Awakening, a disappointing review of Dragon Age: Inquisition’s “Trespasser” DLC, the delightful surprises of Undertale and the edutainment factor of The Martian. They also tackle a big ol’ bundle of listener emails… wherein you might discover things that make you go “m.

Intermission and outro music c/o Ben Briggs’ Twitch Jams, available here.

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“Seriously, spiral-cut honey glazed? Best.”

Welcome to another crowded podcast episode on this, the ONLY website on the Internet!

Brandon, Liz, Tom, Josh, Zack and Harrison have survived another annual Summer convention gauntlet and are super ready to waste their lives watching TV instead, starting with The Muppets, Moonbeam City, Rick and Morty and Star Wars: Rebels. Then, after the break, we discuss Konami’s all-but-confirmed departure from the video game industry, Metal Gear Solid V and Super Mario Maker. Plus: some rather important listener emails. (No, for real this time.)

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