“I take it as slow as possible.”

Wow, JKPeers. Hope you’re settled in and ready for VIDEO GAMES, because Brandon, Liz, Kyle, Josh, Tom and Jenny are here to run through the highs, lows, and confusing mids of E3 2018. Surprise encounters! Breathtaking musical performances! Celebrity oopsie-doodles! This year had it all, and we ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie. We jaw on for three hours and then some, but hey… that’s why you’re here, right? I mean, surely. Either way: enjoy!

“Hey. C’mon.”

They’re no Canadian Walmart, but Brandon, Liz, Kyle, Josh, and Tom are still doing their best this week to discuss the major leaks of E3 2018 and fit in some last-minute, hot-hot-HOT prE3dictions before the big ol’ mess officially kicks off. Then, after the break, we tackle Lupin, Shantae, and a whooooole bunch of Solo.

(Special thanks to Liz for editing this week’s episode!)

“I need you at 50% horny.”

We cover the whole damn map this week, JKPeers. Join Brandon, Liz, Kyle, Josh and Sarah engage in spoiler-heavy grief counseling over Avengers: Infinity War, thrash excitedly for Aggretsuko, sober up for Donald Glover’s This Is America video, and play some Shantae games both old and marginally less old. Oh, and learn some CRAZY BIRD SCIENCE. And do a quickie listener email!

“You’re not the milk police!”

You’d better be ready for some self-satisfied, low brow nonsense this week, JKPeers, because Brandon, Liz, Tom, Kyle, Sarah and Josh are here to stumble over words as they discuss Isle of Dogs, Insomniac’s upcoming Spider-Man game, Beyonce’s everything, male pattern baldness, and TONNAGE! Plus: listener emails!

The date? Z-Day, of course. The place? Oh, buddy. We’re in the Kylezone now.

Our dear Kyle is hosting this week’s episode as Zack returns to enthrall Tom, Liz, Josh (and yes, Brandon) with his insights and wisdom. Topics include the new Mario Bros. movie announcement, confused excitement for Kingdom Hearts III, some paradigm-shifting Rise of the Ninja Turtles promo art, the perils of Fortnite and PUBG, and much, much, much more.

(Listener emails? You bet your ass there are listener emails.)

“Knights of Ren take bubbly sponge bath??”

Happy Holidays, JKPeers! It’s been weeks and days since Star Wars, Episode 8 premiered, but the takes are still hot. Join C-3Brando, Liz Fisto, Josshk, Obi-Tom Kenobi, and Kyle Ren for an hour and a half of fresh-from-the-oven The Last Jedi discussions, recorded the Monday after release. The twists! The turns! The porgs! Dive on in, and fear not– we brought enough green titty milk for everyone.

Background tracks for this special episode are from The Trotter Trio’s Star Wars: Unplugged album.

“Keep in mind, that’s taxable income.”

This horrible year is almost over, JKPeers. A new horrible year awaits us. Come, escape into a warm bunker of games and movies and trophy shows with Brandon, Liz, Josh, Tom and Kyle as they talk about Doki Doki Literature Club, Amazon’s The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, new and exciting podcast currencies, the second trailer for Ready Player One, Disney’s purchase of (almost) all things Fox, and Geoff Keighley’s latest version of the completely unnecessary Game Awards.

“Feig’ if I know!”

Pour yourself a glass of Santa’s good good milk and pull up a chair! Brandon, Liz, Josh, Tom and Kyle are here to kick off December with a hearty and unfocused back-and-forth about DC’s current successes and failures, both animated and cinematic. Plus: more Great British Bake Off, Marvel and Hulu’s Runaways, a long overdue Doug rant, the announcement zeitgeist around Mega Man 11, and the confusing HUD of Xenoblade Chronicles 2.

And hey– don’t miss a very special email segment. Hwoof.

“You still believe in the moon?”

It’s a Thanksgiving miracle! Brandon, Josh, Liz, Kyle, Tom, Harrison AND Emily are all at the table this week to hold hands in the spirit of Turkey Day togetherness. If that doesn’t work, they’ll just have to talk about the potential of Rian Johnson’s all-new Star Wars trilogy, the untimely death of Marvel Heroes, more of Wolfenstein I and II, and the very specific disappointments of Sonic Forces. If that doesn’t sound like a lot, don’t you worry– this one goes alllll over the place.

“How long has it been since somebody got, uh, run over in a parking garage?”

SO much! There is so much and it is all happening! Thank goodness, thank the stars above that Brandon, Liz, Kyle, Josh and very special guest Orin from the Wrestling On Air podcast are here to cover it all, including Blizzcon, PlayStation at Paris Games Week, Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus, Super Mario Odyssey, Animal Crossing Pocket Camp and Thor Ragnarok. Plus: a big ol’ pumpkin pail of belated Halloween-ish emails.