“Seriously, spiral-cut honey glazed? Best.”

Welcome to another crowded podcast episode on this, the ONLY website on the Internet!

Brandon, Liz, Tom, Josh, Zack and Harrison have survived another annual Summer convention gauntlet and are super ready to waste their lives watching TV instead, starting with The Muppets, Moonbeam City, Rick and Morty and Star Wars: Rebels. Then, after the break, we discuss Konami’s all-but-confirmed departure from the video game industry, Metal Gear Solid V and Super Mario Maker. Plus: some rather important listener emails. (No, for real this time.)


“Jump Kick Punch: What else are you gonna do?”

It’s our second LIVE Dragon*Con panel! Professional thing-makers Harrison Krix (of Volpin Props) and Bill Doran (of Punished Props) join Brandon, Eric, Josh and Tom for a public discussion about propmaking, entrepreneurship, trust issues and becoming absolute best friends with your personal heroes. Then, after the panel, join an after party at Eric’s house as some friends both old and new sum up this year’s convention highlights.

This episode’s feature image was taken by Wendy Perkinson. Intermission/outro music provided by Ben Briggs, who is the best, at twitchjams.com.


“…and that’s exactly when the Adderall wore off.”

Shake off those post-E3 blues with Brandon, Eric, Josh, Liz and Harrison as they get some eyewitness accounts of the show floor, make some live preparations for San Diego Comic-Con, and share a survival guide for conventions in general. (Which prescription medication will help you land that perfect celebrity encounter? Have a pen and paper ready.) Then, after the break, Emily joins in as we celebrate Jurassic World’s record-breaking box office numbers by ripping it to shreds… and answer a few listener emails.

“I wasn’t what you would call a very ‘fun’ child.”

This week: Brandon, Heidi, Liz, Tom, Harrison and Josh talk about their recent adventures from opposing coastlines! Enjoy a virtual vacation as the group describes the ups, downs, ins and outs of Walt Disney World’s many parks, then enter your very own exhaustion simulator as we learn what it’s like to work your ass off for the League of Legends North American Collegiate Championship. Plus, after the break, enjoy a spoiler-free discussion of Avengers: Age of Ultron and a bit of philosophical waxing on DC versus Marvel.

“I’m gonna punch you so hard that I get fired from Top Gear.”

So begins the slow, sad march to 300. Join Brandon, Harrison, the Wu-Tom Clan and Eric this week as they try to figure out what’s goin’ on between Konami and Kojima, skim the highlights of the Final Fantasy XV: Episode Duscae demo, wax philosophic on Nintendo’s mobile plan and Zelda delay, get super marketing-hyped for Halo 5, compare The Crew against Driveclub and respond to a gaggle of listener emails!

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“You did this to yourself.”

Episode Double Hundred! We made it! We came limping and screaming over the finish line, but we made it! Get ready for a lengthy intro and plenty of apologizing before “enjoying” a mostly-salvaged audio archive of Brandon, Eric, Harrison, Zack, Josh, Jen and Tom’s big 200th episode livestream celebration.

Special thanks to: Marina, Ian, Heidi and Noelle for their technical, physical and emotional support.

Extra-special thanks you: listeners like you. Awwwww.

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“Let me crush you with my knowledge penis!”

This week: Josh hits the ground running with a precious half hour window to harp on The Order: 1886 and the current state of AAA video games. Then, after the break, Brandon Eric and Harrison are left to discuss The Crew, Persona 5, Grim Fandango Remastered and the legacy of Leonard Nimoy. Oh– and some VR nonsense, too. And listener emails. All that stuff. You know the drill.

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“I got, like, two cylinders. Can you believe it??”

JKP begins its sixth year of podcasting in suitable fashion with Josh whipping out his “complaint jugs” to educate Brandon, Eric, Tom and Harrison on The Legend of Korra’s finale, network censorship and the unavoidable entertainment apocalypse. Then, after the break, enjoy some extremely rare JKP car talk, get Tom’s report on how the Smite World Championship went and learn which games the gang has been playing lately. Oh, and listener emails!

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“I don’t listen to most things.”

Goodness gracious, what a weekend! Join Brandon, Eric, Tom, Josh and Harrison as they recap the ups, downs and in-betweens of Geoff Keighley’s latest Video Game Awards show and Sony’s first-ever Playstation Experience. Then, after the break, hold your breath as we dive into Dragon Age: Inquisition, Shadow of Mordor, and revisit a bit of Borderlands: the Pre-Sequel.

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“That was a very diplomatic way of calling them idiots.”

Join Brandon, Eric, Josh, Tom, special guest Jenny and a sudden/unexpected Harrison for this week’s very informative podcast. Learn about kudzu! Learn about Blizzard’s new IP, Overwatch! Learn about Rooster Teeth gettin’ bought! Learn about the new writer for Mass Effect! Learn how no one is excited for more AssCreed! Learn about how busted Sonic Boom might be! Learn about communing with the ancient ones through the medium of board games! Learn about the gang’s must-see movies! AND MORE!

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