Our second installment, in which our heroes debate the necessity of a visit to the 2012 London Olympics.
Jul 222012
Jul 052012
In our first encounter: the ‘stach and the spines share some sensitive body issues.
Sep 272011
So if you missed the con, that’s basically what it was like sans the marauding stench of unwashed body and alcohol. Kudos to these guys for cutting this together. While watching it I realized I was just off screen in quite a few of their shots taking ze photos. I took a lot. You can see the hi-lights here. I am not the best photographer. My camera and I did the best we could.
Sep 242011
Now that Youtube has made its video length restrictions much more lax for everyone (after an oddly complicated verification process), JKP can officially upload its now ancient trio of overlong videos from just before the release of Nintendo’s Pokemon Black & White. Everyone is free to relive the magic of Bunsen and Beaker Brandon and Josh making stupid faces and giggling while talking about characters designed to sell lunchboxes. Remember all those fun times? Remember the flailing and the voices? Sure you do.
You’re welcome, entire Internet.
Hit the jump to catch Parts 2 and 3:
Aug 162011
Volpin Props and JumpKickPunch present: reckless irresponsibility!
If you listened to our podcast from June 25 (“Propcast”), you may have gotten the distinct impression that there was “warm-up drinking” going on. We joked that we were ramping up for a “project” and left it at that. Turns out we weren’t kidding!
This one’s been in the works for a while, and it’s an indication of the sort of direction this blog will be steering towards in the future. (The, uh, original video route, that is, not an… alcoholic route.)
And, obviously, do not ever, ever try this at home. We are professionally trained hypocrites.
Aug 102011
A couple of days ago, Brandon let you know about some of his personal heroes finally getting their due, the awesome Aquabats. Well, I just wanted to let all the JKP fans out there know about MY personal musical heroes as well: The unstoppable, the hilarious, the impossibly sexy Ninja Sex Party!
I found these guys online a while ago, and was instantly enraptured by their comedy style. This isn’t just an endorsement, however: I contacted them a little while ago asking permission to sing their praises, and they couldn’t have been nicer, in addition to giving their full blessing. We don’t just like them: JKP is an official endorser and champion of Ninja Brian and Danny Sexbang, ready to come to their aid in the event of an intergalactic robot war or if they, like, wanted to hang out or something sometime. In return, they’ve promised to send us glossy autographed photos as soon as they get through sending them to all the women they’ve satisfied over the years, so we’ll be getting them sometime around December 2154. We’ll keep you posted!
Hit the jump for a further display of their amazing power.
May 022011
Jump Kick Punch! visited the Savannah College of Art & Design’s Sidewalk Arts Festival this past weekend to take advantage of free advertising.
Special thanks to JKP’s “weekend interns”: Dana, Sara, Heidi, Sarah, Brittany, and Ricky.
New podcast is being edited by Tom tonight and should be ready tomorrow.
Apr 012011
In the interest of providing a wider variety of content for this site, here’s our first-ever unboxing video! Oh, and April Fools.
Mar 072011
The final chapter!
Celebrate release week with Brandon and Josh as they wrap up their expert (pffsh) analysis of Nintendo’s new stable of fighting animal-not-animals.
Feb 172011
As we have mentioned and posted in some recent episodes, JKP! superfan and all around swell dude Tyler Crowley has taken the time and effort to compile his personal favorite podcast bits from our first year, 2010, and edited them into four ten-minute installments. What a sweetheart, this guy.
Not only do these make convenient, bite-sized samples for new listeners (hint hint, wink wink nudge hint shove point); they’re also incredibly useful to us, as well. We tend to forget what we’ve said just as soon as the words leave our mouths. Hell, I edit the show every week and even I forgot that most of these jokes and conversations even happened.
Here, in grid form, are parts one through four. I recommend playing all four of them simultaneously for maximum efficiency. It’s like stumbling into the world’s worst cocktail party.