To celebrate a half-year’s worth of podcasts, Brand, Josh, Tom, and Zack gather ’round the the giant stack of emails they’ve been sitting on and answer each and every one of them. Seriously. Get ready for two full hours of listener emails, answered in excruciating detail, and featuring a small, surprise guest at the very end who successfully derails the entire show!

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The barbeque pits lie in ruins and the fun-sized-flags have been packed away for another year, but that won’t stop Brandon, Josh, and Tom from throwing their own Post-Independence-Day Podcast celebration. Why stop the party when there’s a Wonder Woman retcon, a Spider-Man casting announcement, and a new Miyamoto tease to talk about? Throw away those safety goggles and ignore all printed warning labels as we unleash our own dazzling brand of verbal fireworks upon your senses, which is the easily worst phrase on this site to date. We are smashing records and paving new ground all the damn time up in here.

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Oh look, a surprise Saturday podcast! Our frantic scramble to catch-up to a regular schedule gains significant ground with this latest episode, despite seemingly contagious exhaustion. Settle in as Brandon, Josh, Tom, and Zack join hands and harp on about Transformers, british personality spheres, and Jeph Loeb’s ability to defy both logic and fairness.

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Our release schedule may be slipping wildly into the realm of uncertainty, but that doesn’t mean our boys ain’t takin’ the time to address your deepest, most urgent concerns! This week the fearsome foursome tackles questions from listeners, via email and voicemail, that cover such diverse topics as edible gas station treats, rampant online thievery, and James Cameron being a mega-douche.

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Holy shit, you guys. You asked for a return to longer-format episodes, you fucking got it. Ready yourselves for an epic three-and-a-half hour podcast as Brandon, Josh, Tom, and special guest Harrison Krix (of Volpin Props fame) take beers in-hand and tackle every single aspect of the big three press conferences from E3 2010 in agonizing detail, as well as some superfluous E3 shenanigans. It’s a long’n but a good’n, so long as you like drunk guys making fun of video game demos. Heeeere we go!

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Surprise! It may be Friday, the day that full-length episodes are released, but E3 is fucking up our Christmas. Stay tuned for our double-decker E3 episode (with a special guest!) on Monday, which is dead set to become the new release day for regular, full-length episodes. We know things have been rather shaky over the past few weeks, so thank you for your patience while we try and figure this out!

In this episode, Brandon, Tom, and Josh answer emails that address their personal “special” fighting game moves, classic literature they’d like to see adapted into God of War clones, and read some uplifting words of encouragement from a new listener! Also, Josh shares some terrible “special” stories about his friend Lee.

Also-Also: hold on to your butts as we officially broadcast our first two LISTENER VOICEMAILS!

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While Zack’s away, and in anticipation of E3 2010, Brandon, Tom, and Josh manifest their latent psychic powers to make some staggering predictions about the three high-profile press conferences; Microsoft, Nintendo, and Sony. Place your bets, ladies and gents! (Also, how many times can three guys say “literally” within an hour and a half? Turns out a lot of times, actually.)

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The second half of our show breaks free, forming a spin-off episode of its own! With a brand-new theme song and everything! Brandon, Josh, Tom, and Zack respond to YOUR email questions and concerns in a nice, compact, hour-long feast for the ears.

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Welcome to the new format! One hour is the new two hours! Intermissions are a thing of the past! This newer, shorter, and more streamlined Jump Kick Punch is ready to wow you with discussions about Prince of Persia, excitement over Red Dead Revolver, hands-on impressions of Alan Wake, and a brief visit to some major mascot franchises. Don’t worry, there’s still plenty of belching and in-fighting– and stay tuned this coming Monday for our new, weekly emails-only episode!

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Lost is over, and we can finally move on as a people… but before we do, it’s time for Tom, Brandon, and special guest Heidi to work together and answer some lingering mysteries, Encyclopedia Brown style! Then, after a short break, we flash sideways to a different half of the show where Brandon, Zack, and Josh talk about their personal favorite 2D fighters.