Surprise! It may be Friday, the day that full-length episodes are released, but E3 is fucking up our Christmas. Stay tuned for our double-decker E3 episode (with a special guest!) on Monday, which is dead set to become the new release day for regular, full-length episodes. We know things have been rather shaky over the past few weeks, so thank you for your patience while we try and figure this out!

In this episode, Brandon, Tom, and Josh answer emails that address their personal “special” fighting game moves, classic literature they’d like to see adapted into God of War clones, and read some uplifting words of encouragement from a new listener! Also, Josh shares some terrible “special” stories about his friend Lee.

Also-Also: hold on to your butts as we officially broadcast our first two LISTENER VOICEMAILS!

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While Zack’s away, and in anticipation of E3 2010, Brandon, Tom, and Josh manifest their latent psychic powers to make some staggering predictions about the three high-profile press conferences; Microsoft, Nintendo, and Sony. Place your bets, ladies and gents! (Also, how many times can three guys say “literally” within an hour and a half? Turns out a lot of times, actually.)

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The second half of our show breaks free, forming a spin-off episode of its own! With a brand-new theme song and everything! Brandon, Josh, Tom, and Zack respond to YOUR email questions and concerns in a nice, compact, hour-long feast for the ears.

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Welcome to the new format! One hour is the new two hours! Intermissions are a thing of the past! This newer, shorter, and more streamlined Jump Kick Punch is ready to wow you with discussions about Prince of Persia, excitement over Red Dead Revolver, hands-on impressions of Alan Wake, and a brief visit to some major mascot franchises. Don’t worry, there’s still plenty of belching and in-fighting– and stay tuned this coming Monday for our new, weekly emails-only episode!

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Lost is over, and we can finally move on as a people… but before we do, it’s time for Tom, Brandon, and special guest Heidi to work together and answer some lingering mysteries, Encyclopedia Brown style! Then, after a short break, we flash sideways to a different half of the show where Brandon, Zack, and Josh talk about their personal favorite 2D fighters.

There’s a whole lot of dudes-in-helmets talk going on this week as Brandon, Josh, Tom, and Zack discuss their thoughts on Iron Man 2, Mega Man fan efforts, new impressions of Halo: Reach, and answer some more listener mail! You guys spoil us. (DON’T STOP.)

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Happy Star Wars Day! Happy Iron Man 2 release weekend! Happy Kick-Ass reactions! Happy everything this week as all four JKP’ers (hahaha, “pee-ers”) gather ’round the laptop for a whopping 2.5 hours of nerd talk. Also: if the sound of a grown man cramming a fast food nightmare into his maw is up your alley, then welcome home.

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