“The ass has been dampened!”

SOO-GAH, JKPeers! It’s been one hell of a week in video game land, so let’s join Brandon, Harrison and Josh as they discuss the surprising durability of trash cans in Horizon: Zero Dawn, the ups and downs of the Nintendo Switch launch, and the joy of climbing in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Oh– and a listener emails section about robust rosters, embarrassing pronunciation discoveries, and… fart fetishes. Sure. Okay.

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2 comments on “JKP! Ep.253: Every Natural Surface

  1. Billy Mar 11, 2017

    I was probably fifteen or sixteen-years-old and sitting at the dinner table…

    Dad: Oh, yeah, Billy is circumcised.

    Me: Wait…I am?

    Dad: You didn’t know this?

    Stepmother: I guess you’ve never taken a good look down there.

    Me: Then…what does an uncircumcised penis look like?

    Stepmother’s Father: Look at the statue of David.

    Me: …Oh, jeez…Eh…

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    • This comment is a great addition to this ep’s email segment,

      but it’s even GREATER when you imagine someone coming in here and reading it without listening to the episode first.

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