“You’re not a very good Snickledorf.”

Pour yourself a glass of Soylent and start the hype machines, ’cause Brandon, Josh and Tom want you to get fired up over the latest updates for Avengers: Age of Ultron and Super Smash Bros. for Wii U. Then, after the break, Harrison and Zack join in for a big stinkin’ pile of listener emails about Emma Watson’s “He for She” campaign, XBONE vs. PS4, hateful haikus and much more.

Hit the jump for this week’s videos and nonsense.

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30 comments on “JKP! Ep.190: Ultron Smash

  1. Comic storys are strange,
    mohawk regret,
    coffee gets made.

    I rather listen to jump kick punch,
    than jump kick and punch, then listen. (confucius meme)

    Rather stick to joy reading, than reading joystick.

       3 likes

  2. Patrick Oct 28, 2014

    Here is my first crack
    Jump Kick Punch haiku fun time
    Josh should regret this.

    Reading console wars
    Thanks for the recommendation
    Sonic the Hedgehog

       3 likes

    • Patrick Oct 28, 2014

      Doctor Strange rumor,
      is Bennedict Cumberbatch.
      How awesome is that?

         3 likes

  3. Here’s the Tom Approved brand for Harrison. I’d really love to see the end result!

    http://wombatcrusader.tumblr.com/post/101200863098/clean-tom-approved-brand-for-burrito-laser

       3 likes

  4. your face is red,
    as is slightly blue,
    I jump kick punched you.

    Daft punk,
    never again I shal,
    damn you internet.

    I once uppon glazed at sonic,
    spikes of his are a recognisable feature,
    which is faster than any other creature.
    I like you, said the internet,
    and a Idea was born,
    and thsu made him into porn

       2 likes

    • Dave (not Coulier) Oct 30, 2014

      One of the best couplets ever written.

         1 likes

  5. Anonymous Oct 30, 2014

    Time to burn Eric,
    Stop sucking Del Toro’s dick
    Pacific Rim stinks

       1 likes

    • Dave (not Coulier) Oct 31, 2014

      Ouch! I agree with last line, but ouch!

         1 likes

  6. I think the next podcast calls for a episode of Fuck You Theatre

       0 likes

    • Brenden Nov 5, 2014

      Be careful what you wish for, motherfucker. Also Dave is an insane JKP stalker.

         2 likes

  7. Matt (not Broderick) Nov 1, 2014

    Fun fact about Klaw: he was fairly recently killed by Carnage, the character whose weakness is sound.

       2 likes

    • Anonymous Nov 2, 2014

      He was also one of the first bosses in the Captain America and the Avengers game. I think right after Whirlwind.

      Yeah, that Carnage thing is probably the dumbest thing unless they were trapped in the vaccum of space and where a person made of solidified sound would be useless while the symbiote would be able to thrive and kill Klaw easily. That is literally the only logical scenario that could work.

         2 likes

  8. Female character not sexy enough,
    I can fix that.
    The Overton story.

    The helmet of a viking,
    a beard of legend.
    Eric sausage hands.

       4 likes

  9. New game for Harrison to play: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdQMm_Q60hU

       1 likes

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