A new year dawns! Alliances are forged once more! Welcome to year two of Jump Kick Punch! Brandon, Josh, Tom, and Zack unite to establish the new norm for the coming year, which is a lot like the old norm: Kinect is criticized, DC and Marvel’s summer events are mocked, Taskmaster is admired, and games both new and old are discussed in great detail! Get ready for three solid hours of the best recording in weeks, plus a whole slew of listener emails!

Show highlights:

0:03:00 – Everyone played Kinect on new Year’s Eve! Opinions vary! But not that much.

0:20:31 – Alright, well, what’s the group’s opinion on Dance Central? Inquiring minds!

0:37:28 – Tom gets a special surpriiiiiiise.

0:40:25 – DC’s Flashpoint event is probably going to tank hard with readers…

0:52:42 – Marvel’s Fear Itself crossover event sounds ambiguously lame, but the teaser images are kind of cool!

1:01:03 – Intermission!

1:02:01 – Brandon rekindles last week’s brief nod to Taskmaster being leaked as a character in Marvel vs. Capcom 3! Never heard of him? Want to know why he’s cool? Well, today’s your lucky day!

1:19:24 – Approximately one year later, Josh wants to discuss Darksiders.

1:44:32 – Looks like everyone has had at least minimal exposure to episode one of Telltale’s new Back to the Future game! What’s the verdict, fella’s?

2:04:42 – Intermission 2!

2:07:06 – Listener emails! Jasmine writes in to tell us how much she enjoyed part one of our New Pokemon Rundown.

2:10:28 – Sarah seeks app and game recommendations for her new iPad.

2:18:39 – Dave asks for some good RPG/puzzle games for the DS.

2:27:59 – Ricky wants to know what we think about two of Marvel’s recent animated efforts: Wolverine and the X-Men and The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes!

2:42:15 – Tyler asks us to share our personal favorite moments from JKP! Year One. Awww, memories.

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9 comments on “JKP! Ep.54: The Apocawhoops

  1. Tyler Jan 6, 2011

    Wow, what an exciting episode! The band’s back together, there’s a kickass new theme song, Brandon’s engaged, and Tom got a Kinect! My eyes are misting up over here.

    Sad to see The Brandon Show: Starring Brandon crash and burn in it’s inaugural episode, but it’s all for the greater good.

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  2. So Taskmaster forgets his past as he learns new shit; some type of super hero Alzheimer’s? Fuck you, Marvel. Now Taskmaster is 90s Wolverine; he doesn’t know his past but he can beat the shit out of you in twenty dozen different ways.

    I recommend a Dragonball * themed episode. Maybe an episode devoted entirely to that Quasar show you talked about back in the fifth episode, they probably have enough material to support 2 hours worth of discussion by now. Janguru wa Itsumo Hare nochi Gū might also be able to fuel an episode.

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    • The major difference between Taskmaster and Wolverine in this scenario is that, for Taskmaster, the memory loss is a conscious choice. He ultimately chooses beating the shit out of his opponents in twenty dozen different ways and winning any and every confrontation over remembering who his wife was or if he ever even had one. (Spoiler: he does.)

      I feel compelled to applaud this latest miniseries for telling a story that involves major character revelations without actively destroying the parts of that character that always made him cool. You can skip this story without missing out on anything essential-- a benefit of his whole “willing memory loss” situation, since he doesn’t even remember this adventure after he has it-- but, if you’re interested in learning a possible interpretation of how his memorization skill works in detail, the it’s a pretty harmless read.

      Also it involved an entire village of Himalayan Hitler-emulators, which I thought was pretty funny. Your mileage may vary.

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  3. Andrew Jan 6, 2011

    Man I cannot wait to listen to the Ghost Dog episode! Although if you wanted a whole episode theme Ghost dog would only take like 20 minutes.

    As a serious recommendation for an episode theme that could prove very bizarre you should take a scrabble game and dump all the letters in a bucket, bowl, or hat and then draw a letter out and discuss for as long as you can the first thing that comes to mind from the drawn letter once you run out of things to talk about the topic draw another letter. I think you guys could have a lot of fun with this idea and be really creative. Think about it improve on it I just thought it would be fun to have done first here on jkp

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  4. Ricky Jan 7, 2011

    Spectacular Spider-Man was FANTASTIC!

    But that got canned because it was produced by Sony Entertainment, whom Marvel has been trying to slowly distance themselves from since the Disney merger. The weird thing is I hear they’re trying to make ANOTHER animated Spider-Man based on Bendis’s ulitmate version.

    Which…is kinda what spectacular was in the first place…?

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  5. Jimmy Jan 7, 2011

    Spectacular Spiderman was the best show on TV for a long time. It’s too bad that it got cancelled because of the Disney buy out of Marvel.

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  6. You know…if you guys really don’t want that Kinect and Dance Central. I’ll happily take it off your hands…

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  7. Trent Jan 19, 2011

    Is this really the most recent podcast? It’s been almost three weeks, it’s time to post another podcast.

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    • Don’t worry, another is coming. Snow and tech difficulties really screwed us last week.

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