Surprise! It may be Friday, the day that full-length episodes are released, but E3 is fucking up our Christmas. Stay tuned for our double-decker E3 episode (with a special guest!) on Monday, which is dead set to become the new release day for regular, full-length episodes. We know things have been rather shaky over the past few weeks, so thank you for your patience while we try and figure this out!
In this episode, Brandon, Tom, and Josh answer emails that address their personal “special” fighting game moves, classic literature they’d like to see adapted into God of War clones, and read some uplifting words of encouragement from a new listener! Also, Josh shares some terrible “special” stories about his friend Lee.
Also-Also: hold on to your butts as we officially broadcast our first two LISTENER VOICEMAILS!
Our questions this week:
0:03:22 – Super moves are decided upon, and then corrected for accuracy in a borderline cruel manner.
0:09:20 – A brief One Piece tangent leads into our choices for the next piece of classic literature to be mutated into a God of War clone.
0:29:13 – Dave, a new listener, shines a flickering light in the dark and makes Brandon’s efforts to wrangle this slippery retard circus worth it for a few precious moments.
0:31:36 – Lee, prepare your anus. (Also, thanks for writing!)
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