Happy Star Wars Day! Happy Iron Man 2 release weekend! Happy Kick-Ass reactions! Happy everything this week as all four JKP’ers (hahaha, “pee-ers”) gather ’round the laptop for a whopping 2.5 hours of nerd talk. Also: if the sound of a grown man cramming a fast food nightmare into his maw is up your alley, then welcome home.
0:00:00 – It’s Star Wars Day, everybody! [Insert TERRIBLE pun here!]
0:03:21 – Iron Man 2 is out this weekend, making this the last opportunity for pre-release speculation. So let’s do that, heyyy how about it.
0:07:34 – J.J. Abrams has a shiny, new teaser before Iron Man 2, and it might be related to Cloverfield? But probably not? Anyway, let’s talk about forced sequels.
0:17:07 – Josh paves the way to the future by creating and eating a McGangBang, and it’s all captured through the magic of podcasting
0:21:00 – Zack and Tom plunge head-first into a Kick-Ass discussion, with spoilers aplenty
0:41:50 – Zack and Josh spar over comic writers from the UK and whether or not they’re intentionally trying to ruin superheroes for everybody like big stupid jerks
1:00:42 – Intermission!
1:02:11 – Christopher Nolan’s third Batman flick has a tentative release date of 2012, so let’s not waste any time and start nerding out about it NOW
1:09:21 – Zack has another fucking insane Japanese thing to talk about, so he does (NSFW, obviously– this is Zack/Japan we’re talking, here)
1:16:27 – Brandon has a fun game for all of you… listen in and then play along!
1:29:18 – Halo Reach thoughts from Tom and some complaints/jokes about pitiful DLC
1:42:54 – Time for listener emails! And, this week, that means time for each of us to share of five favorite cartoon characters! (And man, do we ever)
2:22:10 – Now that we’re careening out of control in terms of running time, we’ve got one last letter with a topic that will have to wait until next week…